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Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? Q: What does a blonde owl say? Q: What do you call a computer that sings? Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? Q: What is the tallest building in the world? Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator? A: Because they're all in High School! Today I gave my dead batteries away.

A: She wanted a lot of male in her box.

A: Form a circle, give each blonde a gun and tell them they are a firing squad.

What kind of jokes do you make in the shower? Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Am I the only one who realizes that blackboards are truly remarkable? I was a test-tube baby.

Q: What happens if life gives you melons? A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"! A: Because he couldn't find a date! A: He got stuck in Orbit.

A: Because they have their own scales.

Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.