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When I miss you, my heart recalls the beautiful moments we had in the past.

Wouldst yond a hawk picketh thee up, driveth its beak into thy brain, and upon finding t rancid setteth thee loose to flyeth briefly bef're spatt'ring the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of thy ignoble blood.

I'm officially gonna say this: If, for some reason, you are reading this before you decide you want to start reading this entire text, READ EVERYTHING FROM "WOW, IT HAS BEEN A WHILE" TO HERE AT YOUR OWN RISK, BECAUSE YOU WILL LIKELY DIE OF BOREDOM DUE TO THE MONOTONOUS TOPICS! Before I was actually THINKING about what I was writing.

I love you so much, my love.

I vow to always cherish every moment with you.

I mean, if I'm gonna finish any of them, 'twill probably be the Viesa translation since it's the easiest to do.

And just so you know, I love being your number one.

Come rain or sunshine, I will always and forever cherish your friendship and every single day with you.

I love you to the moon and back.