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Admin07.09.2021

Mary

I told my boss, who was also unnervingly enthusiastic.
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Admin17.07.2021

Mary

Nigel Parry There was Nigel--the very nice British photographer--who kept telling me to "soook in yer goot! I was genuinely worried about this; I had brought along a photo of my late grandma, just in case.
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Admin04.08.2021

Mary

Jeff Lipsky So what did I learn from the exercise? There was the look of horror when I lowered my leg too much and exposed what Nigel called my "chopper.
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Admin21.08.2021

Mary

This was not going well.
Admin19.06.2021

Mary

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Admin05.07.2021

Mary

Certainly more sympathy for the parents involved.
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Admin25.06.2021

Mary

Certainly more respect for the transformative power of good lighting and goot-sucking.
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Admin01.08.2021

Mary

And I learned to never, ever scribble anonymous notes on nude photos around the office, like the one suggesting that I invest in several bottles of Nair.
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Admin14.08.2021

Mary

This would be very classy, an homage to a famous Yves Saint Laurent nude.
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Admin19.08.2021

Mary

I told my wife, counting on her to be equally disturbed.
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Admin06.08.2021

Mary

I pointed out that my nipples weren't fit for mass consumption.
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Admin11.07.2021

Mary

"Well, think about it," she said.
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